Put Down the Raspberry Squares!

In the last 24 hours I have managed to eat at least 3/4 of a 8x8 pan of raspberry squares. It happened so fast I must of blacked out, but before I knew it my face was covered in delicious graham cracker crust and an empty pan was staring back at me..screaming you did this to me..I didn't even have time to cool before your sausage fingers were dipping into my jelly filling. For some reason however this didn't seem to bother me...that is until I did what every fat person hates the most..went shopping for clothes. On the eve of my favorite cousins bridal shower staring at my closet full of shirts that I don't like enough to wear but don't hate enough to throw out I decided I truly had nothing to wear and had to go find something NOW! So I packed up my baby and headed down to the local Old Navy, cause I'm not fancy enough to wear something from the Mall but thought it should be a little nicer then something I would find at target or Wal-Mart. After circling the women's section 37 times I managed to find three shirts that I felt could maybe not look horrible on me. There I was Standing in the dressing room staring at myself in the mirror like oh my god what did you do. There was the raspberry squares getting there revenge on me by planting themselves in my ass. Again I must of passed out by the site of my pale white asses staring back at me that before I knew it my Kid had pulled all the shirts off the hangers and had put them in her mouth. I don't know how but i managed to find a shirt that I feel looked the best however I'm sure there will be photos later that will make me regret that discussion. While I was returning the two now soggy shirts back to the sales woman It came to me that I need to do something about my asses so hopefully by me blogging my efforts it will keep me honest and moving forward cause seriously there should only be an ass in the back not the front and the back.